Good news tonight. China is finally going down. Yes, that's right, the IOC (International Olympic Committee) is finally going to investigate the ages of those tiny people on the Chinese Gymnastic team. Finally. It really took them that long to figure out those girls weren't 16? C'mon! Granted, all Asians look EXACTLY the same (I know, I"ve been mixed up many times. "You're Chris right?" "No, I'm Jason, Chris is the other asian guy." "Oh...sorry, you guys all look the same."), but when you get a 4 footer that weighs sub 50 pounds, isn't that kind of a red flag? They see these tiny, asian, stick people doing all those twists and turns, tumbling right next to these normal sized human beings who all of a sudden look gigantic and what are they thinking? "Man, we really need to get off those quarter pounders. We are really gettin' big." C'mon IOC, you can do better than that.
one mistake - you called gymnasts normal sized humans.
second mistake - you put a picture of a fetus at the top of this post making a mental "THEY are pregnant?" from everyone reading. yup. that's what I thought.